Fake MLK Quotes

Instant gravitas for any situation.

The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums and you.

Martin Luther King Jr.

The three greatest influences upon my life have been psychoanalysis, narcotics and improvisational theater.

Martin Luther King Jr.

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Martin Luther King Jr.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

Martin Luther King Jr.

This aggression will not stand, man!

Marting Luther King Jr.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Luke, I’m your father.

Marting Luther King Jr.

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos OF ALL TIME!

Marting Luther King Jr.

You’re Fired.

Martin Luther King Jr.